Halloween I’m That Crazy Girl Who Loves Michael Myers A Lot Shirt

 Is there a Halloween I’m That Crazy Girl Who Loves Michael Myers A Lot Shirt support sub for people who have been traumatized after finding out velociraptors were actually turkey-sized and Jurassic Park lied to them? I’ve only seen about a dozen wild turkey in my life, and I’m horrified imagining a flock of turkey-sized velociraptors. I wonder what they would taste like? Chicken tasting, like other reptiles? That's hilarious. First, you say you're horrified imagining the presence of some creature, but then immediately think about the experience of eating them. Being an apex predator yourself, I guess they'd be more of an inconvenience than a threat. Such a typical human thing- see the strange wild thing, realize it's dangerous, then ask, "how's it taste?" I know dude I’m stoned and just streaming away my conscience... I’d hide up a tree or get ready to start kicking and punching, wow. We’re fucking animals. Does it help to know that the utahraptor was the size or bigger than a Jurassic Park velociraptor, about the same appearance with the extended claw? 

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